the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
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