i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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