I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
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