I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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