"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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