is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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