you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
I would fuck him just for his dog
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