It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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