Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
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