I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
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