But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
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