Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
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