dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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