Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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