they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
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