i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
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