Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
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