so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
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It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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