Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
Dear god my vagina.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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