she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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