We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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