I hate all girls vehemently.
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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