just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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