i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
Randomize
