Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
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