There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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