There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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