at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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