Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
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