i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
People with herpes should wear stickers.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
You ate ashes out of my bong
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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