Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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