Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
Randomize
