i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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