ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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