careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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