she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
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