Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
I had to explain to the waiter that I'm not the DD because I can't drive, but as the Designated 'Make Sure No One Gets Roofied Or Hit By A Car On The Walk Home'-er, I should still get the free drinks.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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