i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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