did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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