There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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