I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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