There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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