Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
I came so hard my ears popped.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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