Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
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