yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
Last night I had a dream we played Uno and had sex. You won at Uno, but you lost at sex.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Randomize
