Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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