Last night i stole a disco ball from a frat house by pretending i was pregnant.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
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