its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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