bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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