Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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