I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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