if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
3 2 1 whiskey
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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